Dress For The Job You Want
I'll be Empress of Everything.
All eyes will be on me, impressed with my authority and my ability to shimmy me legs in this get-up without tripping. Or it will be my version of the Thinking Cap.
And as the Lady Galadriel said, "And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!”
Or they'll be blinded by the amount of sequins on this gorgeous dress.
Either way, I win.