CANCEL! CANCEL! CANCEL!
Do you think anyone would notice if I flipped the switch?
Of course it would be awkward to flip this particular switch since I work from home, and don’t have anything like this around me…
What if I just set the smoke alarm off?
Will that be a sufficient compromise?
**smoke alarm freaks out**
As I am the only one here to kill the beeping on this infernal machine, I submit that it is not.