Paper Thief

This is me after an extreme round of writing and editing, and someone invites me to hang out with them. I have a pretty decent vocabulary, and yet writing steals every word in my brain. A paper thief holding my words for ransom making me sound like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

"What do you think about my new hair cut?"

"It's short."

"It was just a trim, only an inch."

"It's hair- I mean it's your hair- It's the stuff on your head- Strands, tresses, flowing-"

"Are you done now?"

"Yes."

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